Why, I resemble that accusation!

Oh my. According to Yahoo! News, it seems Dubya was quite upset by the implication that our government -- which has always been so caring, so reliable, so trustworthy -- would lie to the media (who, of course, always check their sources) about the War on Terror.Boy, he's probably a really shitty poker player. (If the picture of Dubya no longer graces our homepage, click here.