Practicalmadness

1. Images of ten Survivor contestants which light up and play "Pop Music" when you click on them.
-- "You're not really going to use those pictures, are you?"

2. A picture of George W. Bush which lights up and plays "Where Are You" (Sinatra) when clicked, and a smaller picture of a naked Asian girl which plays the opening music to "Mulholland Drive" when clicked.
-- "You can't do that!"

3. A picture of Jenny, with a demonic grin, linked to the website of the Associated Pop Culture Terrorists.
-- (No comment.)

And such is how I'm doing with Macromedia Director. However, other technologies are proving less troublesome.