Web Troll: Morning, 9/11/02

(Having to reconstruct this from memory and my browser history after QuickTime vomited all over Mozilla and the latter ran out of the room to cry, shower, and cry some more.)

Deep Discount DVD
For when you really want some reasonably-priced DVDs and don't mind giving your credit card number to a site which may or may not be sending it to a Swedish porn factory to pay off their enormous debt to notorious criminal overlord Johann Durex. Also useful for when you've had it with that bitch Amazon.com and think dallying with another website will make her jealous, 'get the message', et al, even though you both know you're going to be coming home sooner or later, for there is only one who truly knows your Wish List even if it sometimes makes some strange Recommendations.

Harry Potter Nimbus 2000: Behind the Scenes
"[J.K. Rowling] asks if the ball gag is strictly necessary."

In this story the author has read a simple product description and followed its logic to its inexorable, hilarious conclusion.

And for all you Lord of the Rings fans, here are some new pictures from The Two Towers.

I had previously included a link to the trailer for Punch-Drunk Love, the new film from Paul Thomas Anderson starring Adam Sandler and Emily Watson, but it punched Mozilla a little too hard and I'm still a little bitter about that.