Practicalmadness

On the twelfth hour of Holiday setup, the Siren gave to me:

- "Ow! The box cutter bit me!!"
- "Wow, that's a lotta coffee mugs."
- "This Santa bear is leaking!"
- "I can't find the safe keys! I think they're in the safe!"
- "Who bent the bottom of the tree?"
- "Holiday Blend?"

At 6:00 that same night, the Siren gave to me:

- Sixty torn-up tags for a tree.
- Three dozen unhangable stockings.
- 67 "Six for the Seasons".
- And cookies that said "new recipe". (Bleecch!)

And then we ordered pizza, and the Siren gave to me (try actually singing this part, kids!):

- Five eggnog frapps!
- Four cranky partners
- Three street bums
- Two liter sodas
- And a bus straight the hell out of there!

And that's the "Starbucks Christmas Merch Song" as performed by Adam P. Sandler. Next: "Don't They Know It's Kwanzaa?" by the Vienna Boys Choir featuring india.arie.

(Portions of the above written by Jenny.)