Practicalmadness

Brandeis is now offering a major in Creative Writing. This news has taken, shall we say, a sideways trajectory up Jenny's ass (Brandeis Class of '02, English (conc. Creative Writing).

Her friend I'm Not On The Web Don't You Dare Mention My Name (Brandeis '03, English) ought to be dismayed. Even moreso, she ought to finally realize that her writing has always been more formal than academic, and try to use fewer than seventeen words in a simple descriptive sentence.

For the next thirty minutes, the word count features of all computer programs across the world have been suspended for a routine cover-up-- uh, I mean, maintenance. Thank you for your cooperation. This message brought to you by Pott & Kettle LLC, expert representation for all of your discrimination needs.