Practicalmadness

Okay, so next we're going to be looking at using Motion Math to make an audio file change the size of a cartoon orang--zzzzzzzzz....

Yesterday I stumbled upon what might be the greatest consumer product of our times: Tylenol 8-Hour, that is to say, a handy little bottle of 650mg acetamenophen geltabs. The regular, 'extra strength' Tylenol (or, if you prefer, Wal-leve) contains only 500 mg of acetamenophen, so this new product could be extremely useful for those of us seeking to chase away the pain and panic of modern life, not to mention those pesky headaches, chest and muscle pains. And think of how wonderful it could be for the ladies in your life around that sensitive time of the month?

There's just one small problem: if you're gonna take SuperTylenol you had better damned well need it, and have some backup plan for getting home if you're not there already. While the makers of the drug may have some kind of non-drowsy version in the works, this sure as hell ain't it. It won't put you to sleep, and I'm sure a good, strong cup of coffee may make all the difference in the world.

But that doesn't change the fact that about 30-90 minutes after you take the recommended dose of SuperTylenol, you will have trouble staying awake. You may never actually fall asleep for any period of time, but you will drift in and out of sleep for about half an hour, which looks really silly if you're sitting in class learning about Motion Math.

And if such a spectacle were to be followed by, say, a nosebleed, why, that would seem almost suspicious.