Practicalmadness

Both of Chicago's "red papers" have already reported this link, but I needed validation from one of the weblogs I read before I would even look at WeLoveTheIraqiInformationMinister.com. It really is a hoot.

From the Treasury of Deathless Quotes:

» "There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"

» "My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"

» "Our initial assessment is that they will all die"

» "I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"

» "God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."

I especially love their collection of Things al-Sahaf Would Say About Great Battles in History.

M.S.S. at the Death Star:
The Death Star is secure. There is no rebel attack Truly, I can say there are, in fact, no rebels anywhere. The Emperor, praise Allah, will rule a thousand years. Also, they are committing suicide-- if there were rebels which there are not. Lies!