Practicalmadness

"Tall One!"
She jumps into my lap this time. "Ow! Sophie! Watch the claws!"
"Tall One! Tall One!"
Long sigh. "Yes, Sophie?"
"What's the RIAA?"
"Well..."
"I've been to...R.I."
"And you could probably stand to go to A.A."
"What?"
"Sophie, have you been eating paint again?"
"No! Not...much..."
"Mm-hmm."