Practicalmadness

Pleased we are to this evening announce The Practical Summer Collection, an exciting line of the best apparel and housewares CafePress would let us come up with.

The shirts (plus two coffee mugs and a lunchbox) all feature the new Practical "retro" logo and our new mascot, Ralphie the Spaghetti Boy, with a soon-to-be-classic catchphrase gracing the back. It's a conversation piece, which is to say that people (read: teenage girls with nothing better to do) will be stopping you everywhere so they can read what's on the back of your shirt.

My favorite is the Practical Jersey, a classic baseball-style jersey with total hipster appeal. Of course, it is my great dream to see some beautiful girl reciting poetry or singing lead in an indie rock band while wearing a Practical Spaghetti Tank, or even a Practical Girl Shirt. These are the thoughts that let me sleep at night, aided (of course) by the beer.

You can get all these wonderful items at the Ye Olde Practical Gift Shoppe.

And the bells ring "no no no, no no no, no no, no no no..."