Practicalmadness

Stuck on what to buy this holiday season for the loved one who has simply everything? Got $3,000,000 USD? Then have we got a gift for you: an unlimited mileage, lifetime AAirpass available through the Neiman Marcus catalog.

If you crave the adventure and discovery of travel, consider a lifetime AAirpass membership – for you or as a holiday gift for someone special. With worldwide VIP privileges for seating in any available cabin, you can globe-trot whenever and wherever you like. Choose from 4,200 daily flights to 250 cities in more than 40 countries around the globe, including flights on American Airlines, American Eagle® and AmericanConnection® carriers. For the rest of your life!

That’s unlimited first-class travel for the rest of your life here, folks. For $3 million dollars. In the Neiman Marcus catalog. Hold me.